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"the Barry Manilow Syndrome."
That's where no one publicly admit
to being a Barry fan, yet somehow he manages to sells millions of songs year after year after year | 
Written by Susan Sherbert |
 Recycling Jokes  Why did the man travel the country preaching about energy conservation?
He was on a POWER trip
How did the canvas bag get rid of the paper and plastic bags?
He had them SACKED
Why did the man boast about the time he got 70 miles to the gallon?
Yeah, he got a lot of MILEAGE out of that one
What's the best way to "go green"?
You need to PLAN-IT (planet)
Valentine Jokes How come teenagers never actually have broken hearts?
Because they have CRUSHES instead
Why was the teacher touched by the handmade Valentine pillow?
Because it was heart FELT
How do you show someone who enjoys music that you care about them?
You give them CYMBALS of love
How come "Sparks" fly when some people are in love?
It's an emotional OUTLET Free Stuff Jokes Why should you always say Thank You for your free gifts?
Because it’s COMPLIMENTARY
Why do casino hand out a lot of free stuff?
Because people like a good DEAL
Why was the free battery give-away such a diaster?
Because there was no CHARGE
Halloween Jokes Why don't ghosts hang around bars?
Because they keep their SPIRITS to themselves
How come vegetarians are not afraid of ghosts?
Because they are super NATURAL
What kind of insects come out on Halloween?
The zomBEEs
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